Bob saget's definitions

yoda

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 21, 2004

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 28, 2003

yooper

person from north of the bridge. a second class citizen of the U.S.. A canadian trapped on american soil.

Yoopers think they're american, but everybody in america hates them. which is why michigan is selling the u.p. to canada for a carton of cigarettes.

by Bob Saget May 13, 2005

snack pack

a yummy delicious treat packed in perfect sized plastic container; normally consumed by a plastic spoon. Often packed in little kid's lunch pail.

Yo doodz dis snack pack is xtreme

by bob saget June 21, 2004

Bottom of the ninth

Noun - an event that takes place at a bar when you have struck out all evening and need to score. At this time you start looking for any member of the opposite sex to mack on and try to hook up with

Last night I was at the bar and it was the bottom of the ninth so I hooked up with some coyote just to get some.

by Bob Saget May 6, 2005

shizdbidelyite

see yoda

wow there is shizdbidelyite over there wita light saber

by bob saget June 21, 2004

fesh

To run away from girls because you are afraid to talk to them.

Why does Fesh fesh all the time?

by Bob Saget January 27, 2003