Definitions by Bob dinkledash

Jizzlets

Jizzlets or jizzlet is the state between a new born baby and a fetus, it's basically when your half way out of the vagina and halfway in for that couple of seconds.

Mom: Aww, you and your sister were so cute as jizzlets.
Kid: Mom stop you're embarrassing me!!!

Jizzlets by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

Innie belly button 

It's a fascinating body part than only some have. It's extremely useful because you can store stuff inside of it it's basically a built in pocket. If your lucky it can also make some delicious white cotton candy.

Guy 1: No way! You have a innie belly button, that's so cool!!!
Guy 1: I know right!

Innie belly button by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

YouTube Rewind 2018 

Trash, just straight up garbage.

Random kid with down syndrome: uhh... I like YouTube rewind 2018.

YouTube Rewind 2018 by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

Comedy gold 

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

Bill cosby: Ha, that was funny.
Steven Hawking: I know, that was some real comedy gold.

Comedy gold by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

I just ate a sandwich 

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Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich

I just ate a sandwich by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

Milk 

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 year to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: where are you going?
Dad:(staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

Milk by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

Milk 

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: dad where are you going?
Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

Milk by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019