10 definitions by Bob Stein
Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".
"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."
by Bob Stein February 7, 2010
My kids hate it when I say out loud L.O.L. or R.O.F.L, or fo shizzle. I must have a lot of street debit.
by Bob Stein July 21, 2008
They were so nice when I called. She has good smoice.
Don't forget to smile when you talk to a customer. They can hear your smoice you know.
Don't forget to smile when you talk to a customer. They can hear your smoice you know.
by Bob Stein June 2, 2021
(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"
by Bob Stein May 31, 2007
Innuendo that becomes so (or moreso) by virtue of denial.
Wording that could have a sexual interpretation, especially the extra attention drawn to the alternate meaning by claiming it was inadvertent.
Wording that could have a sexual interpretation, especially the extra attention drawn to the alternate meaning by claiming it was inadvertent.
Him: I have a burrito for you.
Her: Thanks I love burritos.
Him: I'll keep it warm until you get here.
Her: I'll be there soon. I'm salivating already.
Him: I didn't mean any innuendo.
Her: Of course you didn't.
Him: I'm innocent as your nonnuendo.
Her: You're pretty hard on yourself.
Her: Thanks I love burritos.
Him: I'll keep it warm until you get here.
Her: I'll be there soon. I'm salivating already.
Him: I didn't mean any innuendo.
Her: Of course you didn't.
Him: I'm innocent as your nonnuendo.
Her: You're pretty hard on yourself.
by Bob Stein March 21, 2013
"Honey, what are we eating tonight?"
"I don't care, something simple. And I want pink caviar for appetizer!"
"Ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back."
"I don't care, something simple. And I want pink caviar for appetizer!"
"Ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back."
by Bob Stein December 12, 2012
totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass
Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.
totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass
Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.
totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass
I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.
by Bob Stein November 14, 2017