Bob Saget's definitions

she

she as in she

she smeels of sweaty gooch

by bob saget May 1, 2003

road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.

Full House is a better show than Road Rules.

by Bob Saget July 14, 2003

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 28, 2003

Teath

The incorrect spelling of "teeth". Not a very common error, but error nontheless.

Person A: My teath are white.
Person B: No, your teeth are white

by bob saget July 8, 2004

yoda

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 21, 2004

burberry

What you call plaid when you pay too much for it.

Ohh plaid interior. No its burberry

by bob saget March 26, 2004

ppk

popping pain killers

little jimmy was very depressed so he decided to go through his medicine cabinet and found some pills and ppk.

by bob saget March 7, 2008