Bob Saget's definitions

plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004

Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.

Beer Googles fading.....

by Bob Saget April 26, 2005

burberry

What you call plaid when you pay too much for it.

Ohh plaid interior. No its burberry

by bob saget March 26, 2004

Ass wrangler (II)

Noun - A man who engages in the act of attempting to round up either side of the sex for a active night of sexual escapades. Formerly a deragatory term it can be used in a flattering sense.

You see that dude their he's an ass wrangler.

by Bob Saget May 6, 2005

ppk

popping pain killers

little jimmy was very depressed so he decided to go through his medicine cabinet and found some pills and ppk.

by bob saget March 7, 2008

she

she as in she

she smeels of sweaty gooch

by bob saget May 1, 2003

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 28, 2003