Definitions by Bob McGillian

snapturbate 

The act of recording one's self masturbating on Snapchat.

"Do you wanna come over and have sex tonight?"
"Nah, I don't feel like leaving my house. Let's just snapturbate instead."

snapturbate by Bob McGillian March 30, 2015

Spank Pouch 

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

Spank Pouch by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

erasing your fingerprints 

Masturbating so violently that there is enough friction to erase the fingerprints on your masturbating hand.

Sorry man, I just watched that hot chick from That 70s Show and had to erase my fingerprints really fast.

Erasing your fingerprints?

You know, whack it.

erasing your fingerprints by Bob McGillian January 12, 2011