Bob Dobbins's definitions

metasturbation

When one fills a piece of his or her thought, art, or conversation with constant references to painstakingly woven fictions with their own embedded culture, language, fiction, etc.

The dialogue was fine but the plot was all metasturbation.

by Bob Dobbins May 28, 2009

wetoddled

A distasteful, poorly-Euphamised mispronounciation of retarted.

Oh gee wow, he so wetoddled. Make me feel soupa happy I gots dese bwains.

by Bob Dobbins September 4, 2009