Definitions by Bob Dobbins

wetoddled 

A distasteful, poorly-Euphamised mispronounciation of retarted.

Oh gee wow, he so wetoddled. Make me feel soupa happy I gots dese bwains.

wetoddled by Bob Dobbins September 4, 2009

metasturbation 

When one fills a piece of his or her thought, art, or conversation with constant references to painstakingly woven fictions with their own embedded culture, language, fiction, etc.

The dialogue was fine but the plot was all metasturbation.

metasturbation by Bob Dobbins May 28, 2009