Bob Barker's definitions

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

dukeabore

a russian hillbilly..

You know your a dukeabore when your soviet tank has no wheels and you wonder why

by Bob Barker May 13, 2005

Man Face

A woman with a face which resembles that of a man. Usually, this woman is not attractive and has wooden swords in their locker.

Dude, that girl has a manly face. She's a real man face.

by Bob Barker February 14, 2005

HPTD

Hand to penis transmitted disease.

Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD.

by Bob Barker March 8, 2005

Narsty

Beyond nasty; nasty with an "r"

Tina turner

by Bob Barker June 21, 2003

south oaks

A place where they stick a metal razor tiped hose in your rectum to "cleanse the dirty goblins that infect your soul and eat your mind.

Haxaobar screamed as the orderly Kipkinkif insewrted the sharm metal hose into the anus, blood spat upon the clean weathered white walls and he tryed to plead for mercy, thus doctor Choabungga projuced it is good it is nice breath the goblins away i have a big penis in your mom.

by bob barker July 1, 2003

Yesturday

1) The previous day in which you took a large dump or crap.

2) A day in which one deficates an extreme ammount; 3 or more times in a 24hr period.

1)You should have seen the bomb Allen droped off at the pool yesturday.

2) Yesturday Tim had mudd but.

by Bob Barker June 24, 2004