BoB's definitions

Massey Convoy

A tradition started in 2004, where students from Massey University New Zealand, over run a small northland town and drink it dry before returning.

You should come on Massey Convoy, it will be wicked!

by Bob September 24, 2004

Santinian

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.

Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.

by Bob September 22, 2004

Magic

to be incredibly awesome

I'm friggin magic.
Your so not magic.

by bob September 20, 2004

suncat

Circa 1996 from Newport News, VA. Bob came upon the idea of modifying a mafia theme. Instead of a horse head in someones bed, a dead cat would be left in a metal box to decay in the sun, the metal would heat the corpse increasing the rate of decay (and magnify the stench). This "suncat" could then be left for an unsuspecting person in lieu of payment for an offense or disrespect.

Nick's girlfriend cheated on him, then broke up; Nick took her pet and left her a suncat a few days later. "That'll show her," Nick said.

by Bob September 18, 2004

tumnus

Mr. Tumnus is a riotous fellow, in addition to the chronicles of Narnia fellow. True, Lewis Carrol did mention the words long ago, but today's Mr. Tumnus is a go-getter. He has a son, a job, and drove a Trans Am with a 455 V8 in college. Often seen kicking ass and taking names, Mr. Tumnus co-invented drive-by groans, spew, smoking out of Presto cups, and a managerie of tricks awesome to behold. He is truly a one of kind American icon

Mr. Tumnus is our friend, he has rules, but they will bend.

by Bob September 18, 2004

Tickophilia

Word to describe someone who obtains sexual thrills from auditing sets of accounts.

You are auditing debtors rather intensely. You a tickophiliac?

See also taxophiliac and governanceandregulationaphiliac.

by bob September 17, 2004

patriotism

1.Driving a Foreign-designed "American" Patriot-mobile, such as a Ford Explorer, Yukon XL, Ford F150, etc.
2. Filling up your Gas-guzzling Patriot-mobile with foreign oil, instead of buying a fuel-efficent automobile and reducing expensive gasoline imports
3. Putting Plastic flags and stickers on your Patriot-mobile, also made out of foreign oils.
4. A imaginary ideal blindly followed by Republicians
5. A conspiracy devised by George W. Bush to gain support in the 04' election.
6. Heil Bush! Heil Cheney! Die Amerikan mensch besiegt die Turban Träger!
7. A form of usually subliminal messaging used by many notable leaders to obtain immense power, including Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedung, George W. Bush Sr., George W. Bush Jr., etc

"Check out mah patriot-mobile! That thems there hawg eats thems patriotics gallons o' gas!"

by Bob September 12, 2004