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the worst excuse for "music" ever made. and im not just some poser who hates rap because lots of other people do. i mean, i used to listen to rap. then, i realized how stupid and shitty it is. and i dont stereotype it either. not all rap is about drugs, violence, sex, etc. some of it is, but not all of it. and im no racist either; i hate eminem, and i like black rockers like jimi hendrix
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some people do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
almost all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some people do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
almost all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
black dude: quit stereotyping rap!!
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!
rap LICKS balls
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!
rap LICKS balls
by bob September 5, 2008
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u fuck bags r retarded. almost all rock isnt screaming and almost all rock isnt about a suckish life!ur mixing emo (softcore) with black metal/grindcore, etc with emo. that makes no sense at all. only black metal and some death metal is satanic. alomst all rock doesnt scream. rockers dont just bang instruments it takes talent; typically a shit load. its more complicated then u fuck tards think!!! rock differs ALOT. thers soft stuff and theres heavy stuff, screaming and singing. try browsing through rock on itunes, ull find a huge variety of rock. and if ur too stubborn to believe me, then go fuck a goat, and stop listening to rap/pop/hiphop/randb/techno, bitch!!
u fuck bags r retarded. almost all rock isnt screaming and almost all rock isnt about a suckish life!ur mixing emo (softcore) with black metal/grindcore, etc with emo. that makes no sense at all. only black metal and some death metal is satanic. alomst all rock doesnt scream. rockers dont just bang instruments it takes talent; typically a shit load. its more complicated then u fuck tards think!!! rock differs ALOT. thers soft stuff and theres heavy stuff, screaming and singing. try browsing through rock on itunes, ull find a huge variety of rock. and if ur too stubborn to believe me, then go fuck a goat, and stop listening to rap/pop/hiphop/randb/techno, bitch!!
here r just a few rock bands/rockers(not all of them r good)
metallica
ramones
system of a down
venom(satanic)
cannibal corpse
the beatles
acdc
led zeppelin
elvis presley
jimi hendrix
h.i.m.
cattle decapitation
green day
fall out boy(soft yet about how shitty their lives r)
pig destroyer(a rappers ONLY idea of rock, grindcore)
red hot chili peppers
aerosmith
slayer
linkin park(shitty band, but nevertheless, its rock)
slipknot
black sabbath
the locust(grindcore)
sepultura
iron maiden
deep purple
guns 'n' roses
rammstein
cky(camp kill yourself)
motorhead
megadeth
johnny cash
less then jake
taking back sunday
def leappord
all american rejects
nickelback
sex pistols
the used
ozzy osbourne
jimi hendrix experience
carnage
korn
emperor
kiss, pink floyd and a fuck load more
if u dont like rock, then leave it alone and dont stereotype it.even the stuff that screams takes talent, all rock does. u gotta at least respect that.
p.s. rockers care about there instruments, they dont smash them. just cuz its wat u saw in a music video doesnt mean it happens in real life AND dudes with long hair arent freaks, almost no ones a freak; there just people who r different
metallica
ramones
system of a down
venom(satanic)
cannibal corpse
the beatles
acdc
led zeppelin
elvis presley
jimi hendrix
h.i.m.
cattle decapitation
green day
fall out boy(soft yet about how shitty their lives r)
pig destroyer(a rappers ONLY idea of rock, grindcore)
red hot chili peppers
aerosmith
slayer
linkin park(shitty band, but nevertheless, its rock)
slipknot
black sabbath
the locust(grindcore)
sepultura
iron maiden
deep purple
guns 'n' roses
rammstein
cky(camp kill yourself)
motorhead
megadeth
johnny cash
less then jake
taking back sunday
def leappord
all american rejects
nickelback
sex pistols
the used
ozzy osbourne
jimi hendrix experience
carnage
korn
emperor
kiss, pink floyd and a fuck load more
if u dont like rock, then leave it alone and dont stereotype it.even the stuff that screams takes talent, all rock does. u gotta at least respect that.
p.s. rockers care about there instruments, they dont smash them. just cuz its wat u saw in a music video doesnt mean it happens in real life AND dudes with long hair arent freaks, almost no ones a freak; there just people who r different
by bob September 5, 2008
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some guys say,"pop ur collar and make the ladies hollar"
and i say,
"FUCK THAT SHIT!!!" to make my point clear, popping ur collar is the gayest thing anyone has ever done.
i mean, i saw this dude at wegman's the other day; he had his hair spiked up throughout his entire head, and his collar popped. ther's nothing wrong w/ spinking ur hair like that, but add it to a popped collar and look like fucking SATAN. ya, that's right, this dude looked like the devil.
no more popping ur collar, k?
P.S.im an atheist
some guys say,"pop ur collar and make the ladies hollar"
and i say,
"FUCK THAT SHIT!!!" to make my point clear, popping ur collar is the gayest thing anyone has ever done.
i mean, i saw this dude at wegman's the other day; he had his hair spiked up throughout his entire head, and his collar popped. ther's nothing wrong w/ spinking ur hair like that, but add it to a popped collar and look like fucking SATAN. ya, that's right, this dude looked like the devil.
no more popping ur collar, k?
P.S.im an atheist
6 year old boy: look mommy, its the devil!
Mom: no, honey, thats just a dude who popped his collar
dont' be a prep and dont pop the collar
Mom: no, honey, thats just a dude who popped his collar
dont' be a prep and dont pop the collar
by bob September 2, 2008
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if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.
What's so wrong about that?
Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................
FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.
What's so wrong about that?
Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................
FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!
guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie
And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie
And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END
by bob August 30, 2008
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