BoB's definitions

Humpage

1) To rape another for unkown reasons.
2) To have mindless, sweaty sex in quick progression, usually has to do with the female anal canal.
3) To hump!!

Bob had humpage with Sally and Sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

by Bob March 2, 2005

jobbing

Jobb-ing. Whenever you lose you job.

Losing. For example losting the elg. Any time you lection counts as a job.

by Bob March 5, 2004

spenis(other definition)

Spenises are armies of tiny penises that attack the virgins and take no prisoners. They crawl down their virgin throats and suffocate them.

Oh no not the spenises... they r getting me! ahhh! Not my throa...

by bob February 22, 2005

Hoodker

This is basically just a word meaning a Ghetto Hooker, real trashy. Not like there are many classy ones out there.

Did you see that hoodker? I think she had a bloody maxi-pad stuck on her back.

by Bob January 5, 2005

janks

janks is a noun and an adjective. you can use it when you are at a loss of words. example: "Hey man.. let me get that janks."

"Hey man.. let me get that janks."

by Bob December 12, 2004

imapuke

I am going to throw up!

If you don't stop that imapuke!

by Bob June 4, 2003

The simpsons

A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.

source of quote: Simpsons dvd.

example:

guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons?

guy2: YEAH IT RULED!!!

guy1:Did you see the new episode?

guy2:Yeah, It sucked.

by bob November 26, 2003