BoB's definitions

Shitshay

an expression that can be used out of anger or excitement. Means Damn

Jacob was rubbing on his chesticles screaming "SHITSHAY"

I was playing a game of egyptian Rat fucker. And when I was dealt a bad hand I yelled "SHITSHAY"

by Bob April 3, 2005

pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.

Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks

by Bob May 13, 2005

chute slider

A top in anal sex.

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!

by Bob August 18, 2003

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.

Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.

by Bob October 12, 2004

funnery

1. JediDrunkenLlama
2. of or pertaining to JDL

"I'm the definition of funnery" said JediDrunkenLlama.

by bob December 30, 2003

ramp

1. An incline
2. required on all public buildings by the federal government
3. a play thing
4. a tool used to attain "air" by skateboarders
5. blah?

"dude i just got major air off that ramp, your mom!!!"

by Bob February 9, 2004