Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

Dick List

A list of people you, a friend, or acquaintance would like to take to Pound Town.

He's so f*cking hot. I'm adding him to the Dick List.

by Blue Ophelia August 17, 2017