snowhican

When the snow has cleared from most of your car, but a layer remains on the roof. This gives the appearance of the car having a white mohican haircut made of snow.
See also snowhawk.
Looks like bad weather further north. That car going past has a snowhican.
by Blue Jack October 29, 2008
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NJTs

Non-Jeans Trousers. More formal than jeans (not usually used about tracksuit pants, for example).
This place has a dress code, so wear your NJTs.
by Blue Jack October 10, 2008
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haiku

Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.

Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.
A haiku:
Underneath a tree
Summer air is so easy.
So is yo mama.
by Blue Jack January 03, 2009
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credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.
Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...
by Blue Jack January 02, 2009
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crotchdog

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
by Blue Jack March 29, 2009
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