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Where there seems to be an emotional connection or sexual tension between two characters from fiction, as if they could be in a relationship. Shippy scenes can inspire shipping.
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Get the unthusiasm mug.Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.
I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.
by Blue Jack October 18, 2009
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The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.
Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.
Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.
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Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
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