99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey
Detonater cord a stable explosive with many civil and military usages. It is graded in grains of explosive per foot and resembles clothes line.
The engineer used lengths of det. cord to link the main charges prior to demolishing the old building.
The combat engineers wrapped lengths of det cord round the girders to cut through them.
The combat engineers wrapped lengths of det cord round the girders to cut through them.
by Blue Cawdrey November 24, 2004
Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
1). Electronics: They fate of sensitive electronic chips when handled without suitable anti-static precautions, or when a higher than recomended voltage is passed through them.
2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
(L)user, my computers mother-board will not work since I overclocked it.
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
UK: Name given to a range of drinks prefered by people with a predisposition to alcoholism recognisable by their low price and high alchohol content.
Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).
An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.
Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).
An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.
Drunk guy in shop doorway with optional, urine, vomit, dirty blanket...
Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).
Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.
Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).
Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004