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Cow Egg

UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.
The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.
by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004
mugGet the Cow Eggmug.

Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.
Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
mugGet the Mouse Jockeymug.

yuppie

A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.

Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.

The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.

Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!

Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
mugGet the yuppiemug.

Neck tie party

Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
mugGet the Neck tie partymug.

let one rip

Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.
Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
mugGet the let one ripmug.

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
mugGet the piss in the windmug.

Root Kit

Software used mainly by script kiddies to gain full access to computers running the Unix or Linux Operating system.
She cracked the server using a root kit.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
mugGet the Root Kitmug.

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