Blue Cawdrey's definitions

wings

Though of little or no use aerodynamically, sometimes female sanitary products are advertised as having 'wings'.

Tracy: Shar' have you tried those new towels with the wing's

Sharon: Yeh, never again tho', I opened the package and they all flew out, took me forever to catch one!

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Dog locked

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

running on fumes

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.

Also an euphimism for very tired.

1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.

2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004

good for moral it lowers it

UK: Heard in military training camps when explaining to lower ranks why a difficult or unpleasnt task has to be carried out.

Recruit: ...but Sarge, why do we have to crawl through that muddy ditch?

Sergeant: Because its good for moral son, IT LOWERS IT!

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell

He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Makeover

A current trend in television programs where people are told that they do not match the cultural norm either in the way they look or dress. Using special effects, advanced computer manipulation and spray painting techniques the person is then given the illusion that they look like a film star or can afford to buy top line designer clothes while bringing up two small children on a part time job serving fries.

While showing the person 'before' is common. The post 'make over' victim is not often seen.

She thought the television makeover would change her life, but the next day on looking in the mirror she noticed that her acne, goofy teeth and the huge wart on her nose had somehow mysteriously re-appeared.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004