Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...
Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.
She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!
She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008
Rosie O'Donells PORKGINA reeks to high hell.
Star Jones maybe skinny now she'll always have a PORKGINA!
Star Jones maybe skinny now she'll always have a PORKGINA!
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008
(noun vb. adj.) Huge, fat, motherfucking Goth girls or Boys. These fuckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their Monster Truck Carcasses. Most look like like "BUTTERBALL- The CENOBITE fron the first Hellrasier movie." Goth Balls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. These fat fuckers think they're cool...they're quite the opposite...they're Hot...and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of PVC, Leather on cloth. Goth Balls should be rediculed at all times. They tend to be FEMALES DATING Goth Men with ectomorph body frames( aka "Goth Klubz"- Goth Ball Chasers, as in chubby chasers!) The male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they're usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bisexual status(they kind of have to, who'ld wanna fuck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. Goth Balls appear gloomy, not cause they're goth, they just haven't seen their genitals in years, decades even. Goth Balls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves Goth, for Goth is a cheap derivative of DEATH ROCK!. Goth Balls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in Malls for some odd reason...Every Day is Halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. They're intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. They start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the Night and DAY!!!
Its a bird, it's a plane, It's a Goth Ball. Watch out, she'll eat you alive!
That Goth Ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.
That Goth Ball and Goth Klub make the perfect 10!
That Goth Ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.
That Goth Ball and Goth Klub make the perfect 10!
by Blu Finger April 04, 2008
A woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. When a woman loses vaginal tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear Like A Virgin for every encounter with every Tom Dick and Harry...or Tom, whose dick is hairy.
Your granny's been around the block. My grandpa told me that she had a drawstring pussy before she was 21...he had her back in 1945.
It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008
A gaping hairy vagina resembling a Yawning Buffalo. Quite foul in smell, it's very unkempt and vile. Normally found on hippie whores; those of a Free Spirit and willing to fuck you at The Burning Man Festivals and Rainbow Gatherings.
There was this chick we all banged at the our last Rainbow gathering and after all 12 of us had our way with her, her patchuoli smelling yawning buffalo squirted a bowl full of man-porridge.
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008
Your fat fucking sister is such a chunkroid!
If you don't shut up, I'll tell every one you slept with that chunkroid, Charlie!
If you don't shut up, I'll tell every one you slept with that chunkroid, Charlie!
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008
The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.
I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.
I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.
I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.
I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.
I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008