Definitions by Blondey

Porter

Obsessive, hippie lover, will fall in love with you If your name is Erica. Most likely has restraining orders against him.

“Yo who tf keeps messaging you??”
“It’s porter.. he won’t leave me alone”

Porter by blondey April 18, 2020

alauria 

a hilarious, relatable dork. Everyone likes them. A blonde girly that loves sports (especially volleyball)

Alauria is such a dork. You have to love her.

alauria by Blondey November 25, 2018

ballardo 

Mexican, douche, sometimes sweet, obsessed with all girls, tries to be a hipster, usually a swagfag

"dude, some weird guy texted me last night"
"I bet it was a Ballardo"

ballardo by blondey November 2, 2013

Flolop 

To Flolop.
The clapping noise made by a flappy minge on vigerous vertical movement.

"My mum flolops when she runs."

"I can hear lots of floloping from the exercise room at the old folks home."

Flolop by Blondey February 7, 2007