13 definitions by BlankCanvas742

Woman nipple

CENSORED

Do you find it weird that a woman nipple can’t be shown in public but I fat guy nipple can?

by BlankCanvas742 November 15, 2021

Goth Family

A family that has existed since the first game in The Sims Series.
Most well known for Bella Goth, who went missing after getting abducted by aliens and dropped in Strangetown, there’s also her husband Mortimer who loves Dina Caliente, the widow of Bella’s dead brother Michael Bachelor.
Mortimer and Bella have two kids, Cassandra Goth is engaged to town Cassanova Don Lothario, and the other kid is Alexander Goth.

Everyone who’s ever played The Sims knows about The Goth Family

by BlankCanvas742 December 7, 2021

Henry VII

A man who was overlooked father of Henry VIII, had one wife, who he had a better relationship with than his son had with any of his wives, beat Richard III and ended The War of the Roses. Was a very meticulous man and careful with who he trusted, for a while he only trusted his mum, Lady Margaret Beaufort, not to kill him and take the throne.

You hear a lot about Henry VIII, but never much about his dad Henry VII.

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

Ben Willbond

One of The Six Idiots from Horrible Histories, one of his memorable roles being Henry VIII

We'll never know what Henry VIII actually sounded like, so I just imagine Ben Willbond's version

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

Louis XVIII

Why did France have so many Louis's

Louis XVIII, last reigning king of france to hold that ever popular name.

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

Edward V

One of the shortest reigning Kings of England, he never really got to do anything cos he reigned for 2 months, and his Uncle Richard was regent so he was really the ruler, even became King for real after that time.
Edward was also one of the Princes in the Tower

Of all the Edwards, I don't think Edward V was very noteworthy

by BlankCanvas742 December 6, 2022