Definitions by Blake C.

da 'scape 

a nickname for Runescape used by nerds who think they're cool.

dicky nerd: yo mayne i wuz on da 'scape las nizzight pwnin dem flesh crawlerz till i got pked fo sheezy!

normal guy: *SLAP*

da 'scape by Blake C. June 28, 2008

Dr. Gooddeal 

A joke nickname given to rapper Flavor Flav by his loving fans.

Jack: why do they call flavor flav "dr. gooddeal"?

DeShaundreniqua: a piece of charcoal that comes with a grill? Sounds like a good deal to me!

Dr. Gooddeal by Blake C. June 28, 2008

forrest 

any kid age 6-14 that has ADD/ADHD, likes shooting and blowing things up, likes to run around screaming about random animals or generally makes you wish FOR REST and relaxation!

Stacy: will u sit down? omg ur such a forrest.

forrest: WEEEEEE llamas go boom! *crash* uh-oh ducky just fell off a mountain and made penguin man slap the goat! the goat say: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oh here comes mr. squirrel...

Stacy: *gunshot* *thud*

forrest: Stacy? u ok?...oh well.
DUCKY SAYS EEEEEEEE!

forrest by Blake C. June 28, 2008

chronocellularite 

A person who uses his or her cell phone to tell what time it is.

Joe's always whipping out his iPhone everywhere just so he won't miss Grey's Anatomy. just get a wristwatch, you chronocellularite!

chronocellularite by Blake C. June 27, 2008

Dial-up Bowl

An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.

No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.

...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...

Dial-up Bowl by Blake C. June 27, 2008

dirty mallard 

the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez

Joe: what's that on your face?

Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard

Joe:....tisfu

dirty mallard by Blake C. June 16, 2008

Tisfu 

Acronym standing for "That/This Is So Fucked Up!"
Often varied to "tismu", "tirfu", or "tisfmu" meaning "that is so messed up", "that is really fucked up" or "that is so fucking messed up" respectively.

Jimbo: Dude, I found a huge pregnant rat in my Suburban!
Dude: Dude, my name is Dude. Did you ever notice that?
Jimbo: ...no...dude, tisfu!!

Tisfu by Blake C. May 25, 2008