Blah's definitions

selvo

A Wanker, who has no purpase in life other than to rip off the tax payer.

Most hatted on ocau.

He is now serving a life long ban on ocau

by Blah December 19, 2003

sport

An activity that keeps score and you can go professional at.

I play a sport for my occupation.

by Blah June 18, 2006

FCC

Whores of Big Media.

The FCC loves to suck AOL-TW's balls!

by Blah August 8, 2003

shooting guard

A position in basketball which usually shoots from the perimeter.

MJ is da best shootin guard

by blah June 8, 2003

The Sexiest Devotchka

6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish

This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.

Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson

Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage


Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples

Dude did you see that chick?! She fully went Sexiest Devotchka on that idiot's
ass!!

by blah March 30, 2005

kink

A person who has junk.

That person is a kink.

by blah March 12, 2003

Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

by Blah December 14, 2003