Blackwolf Morrow's definitions

secret sixth

Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.

I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008

glistening bliss hole

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.

I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

Cho-mo

Prison Slang for Child Molester

When a Cho-Mo gets thrown in the joint, the rest of the inmates make his life hell.

by Blackwolf Morrow August 24, 2005

Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.

I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Short-eyes

Prisoner's word for child molester

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011