shawshank innocent

A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.

Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.

Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013
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galloping knob rot

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!
by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005
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hot tuna

Slang term for the vagina, because of its temperature and smell. Also known as pussy, snatch, or ginch.
That girl's such a slut. Take her to dinner and you'll be balls deep in hot tuna by nine o'clock.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 30, 2005
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Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.
I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.
by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005
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glistening bliss hole

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 30, 2005
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Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.
Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
by Blackwolf Morrow September 06, 2011
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