A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013
An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005
Slang term for the vagina, because of its temperature and smell. Also known as pussy, snatch, or ginch.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 30, 2005
A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.
by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005
One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 30, 2005
Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.
Drew: Sounds like fun.
Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
Drew: Sounds like fun.
Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
by Blackwolf Morrow September 06, 2011