Bitch Expert's definitions

Disobedient Bitch

A bitch who disrespects her males, and mouths off to them, only to find herself in line of punishment.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.

Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.

DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!

Male: Too late. Discipline her!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Bitchiology

The Study of Bitches

Bitchiology is the study of bitches

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Twin Bitches

Twin Bitches are Bitches who are exactly alike physically and mentally. They tend to act bitchy in unison and are never seen alert.

Alert! Alert! Twin Bitches are approaching! I repeat, Twin Bitches are approaching!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Bitch Master

A Bitch Master is a male who owns an absurd amount of bitches.

There are four bitch masters in the whole world.

Bitch Master Quagmire
Bitch Master Drake
Bitch Master Big Sean
Bitch Master Bitchington

by Bitch Expert August 31, 2019

Bitchiologist

Scientists who study bitches.

Bitchiologist Fuco T. Hośe discovered a new type of bitch!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

iBitch

Your personal bitch that will advise you and all your needs. Your iBitch will always be there and is also robotic.

Male: iBitch, how is status of Bethany’s ass today?

iBitch: Her. ass. is. doing. bitchy.

by Bitch Expert August 28, 2019

Obedient Bitch

A bitch that obeys and serves her males without a complaint.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

OB: Yes, master.

Male: What an obedient bitch!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019