Bitch Expert's definitions
Your personal bitch that will advise you and all your needs. Your iBitch will always be there and is also robotic.
by Bitch Expert August 28, 2019
Get the iBitchmug. by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
Get the Fragile Bitchmug. A bitch that lives in the country. Her hobbies include being a bitch, farming for ass, and having other bitches to work for her.
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
Get the Country Bitchmug. The Bitchozoic Era takes place after the Mesozoic Era. In this time period 63 Million years ago, Bitches began roaming our planet. These prehistoric bitches started of as a population of 5, but since they are such bitches, by 1937, they began growing at unnatural rates. Each bitch had 35 baby bitches, and those 35 bitches had 35 more baby bitches. There are currently 3.5 Million Bitches in the World.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
Get the Bitchozoic Eramug. Seabitches are underwater bitches. There are slightly less seabitches then there land bitches.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.
Look at that Seabitch!
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
Get the Seabitchmug. A bitch who disrespects her males, and mouths off to them, only to find herself in line of punishment.
Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.
DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.
Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.
DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!
Male: Too late. Discipline her!
DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.
Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.
DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!
Male: Too late. Discipline her!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
Get the Disobedient Bitchmug. Your town bitch. You can always rely on this bitch to be a bitch. There are usually many in one town.
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
Get the Local Bitchmug.