shtum

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

slash

To go for a slash to urinate

"I'll just be going for a slash, 'wight"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

ye

Origin unknown, but probably German where it has the same meaning.
A fragment that translates as 'this' in the phrase "it was this big", usually accompanied by a hand action signifying the size of the object being talked about."

"I was walking through Epping Forest when I bumped into a bloody great big wild boar ye big. Facking huge I'm telling you."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 08, 2005

pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005