pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

adolf

An authoritarian figure, usually teachers or bosses at the workplace.

"Shit, I've got maths next with Adolf."

"I can't wait to get my P45 from Tesco, if only to get away from old Adolf over there."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 08, 2005

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 08, 2005

Lush

Use especially in the West Country, where it is pronounced hilariously as 'lurrrrrsh'.

"I thought you said tha' bint o'er there's well lurrrsh. She fucking mings to hell and back!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

heebie jeebies

A mocking nickname of the Communist Party of Great Britain.
It's a reference to the initials, CPGB, which kinda rhymes with heebee jeebies.

"The heebee jeebies are selling the Morning Star outside Tesco's again."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez September 02, 2005

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005