Billy-Bob McSanchez's definitions

wee wee

A childish word for urinating

"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez January 28, 2006

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

like a dad

A slang term that can mean either 'really well' or 'really badly', referring to how someone does at an activity.

"'Cos old Alvin smoked 50 a day in his youth he now wheezes and coughs like a dad."
"Steve Vai can play guitar like a fucking dad mate."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 7, 2005

YIDO

A contraction of Yiddish and usually used by rival football fans to describe Tottenham Hotspur fans, as they have a long tradition of being supported by the Jewish community, usually in a way that gives it anti-semitic connotations.

"He's only a poor little Yido
He stands at the back of the Shelf
He goes to the bar, to buy a lager
And only gets one for himself!"

(football song)

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 7, 2005