wee wee

A childish word for urinating

"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

ye

Origin unknown, but probably German where it has the same meaning.
A fragment that translates as 'this' in the phrase "it was this big", usually accompanied by a hand action signifying the size of the object being talked about."

"I was walking through Epping Forest when I bumped into a bloody great big wild boar ye big. Facking huge I'm telling you."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 07, 2005

abbo

A pint of Abbot's Ale

"Mine's an Abbo mate."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

slash

To go for a slash to urinate

"I'll just be going for a slash, 'wight"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

shtum

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005