Billy Bob: Hey Bubba, I have no date for the hay ride this Friday so I don't think I am going.
Bubba: Well Fuck Ewe then!
Bubba: Well Fuck Ewe then!
by Billy BullSchitter April 21, 2016
A female sheep, the name “Ewe” (a noun) is generally used to indicate a mature female sheep and fuck (used as a verb) to indicate sexual intercourse.
Bobby: “I have no date for this weekend and I really need to fuck a girl”.
Bubba: “Well fuck ewe then, the barn is full of a bunch of new female sheep.”
Bubba: “Well fuck ewe then, the barn is full of a bunch of new female sheep.”
by Billy BullSchitter August 01, 2016
1. Prick -- used to describe the action of making a small hole in an object with a sharp and/or pointed object.
2. Prick -- the slang name for the male sexual organ which is also known as a penis.
3. Prick -- the description or name someone (the first person) may call another person (the second person) when the first person believes the second person is an outright ass whole.
2. Prick -- the slang name for the male sexual organ which is also known as a penis.
3. Prick -- the description or name someone (the first person) may call another person (the second person) when the first person believes the second person is an outright ass whole.
(Note: the (1), (2), (3) below, referrers to the corresponding definition number above.)
(a) While picking a few wild blackberries, the limb on the blackberry bush sprung forward while Johnny attempted to pee discreetly in the blackberry bushes. The thorns on the blackberry bush pricked (1) a hole in Johnny’s prick (2) which resulted in Johnny spilling all of his blackberries. Billy, an outright prick (3), laughed at Johnny and told everyone about Johnny gettings his prick pricked causing Johnny much embarrassment.
(b) Billy pushed Johnny and Johnny fell backwards onto a board with a sharp nail sticking out of it causing Johnny to prick (1) a hole in his new pants. Johnny screamed out loud when the nail pricked (1) him in his prick (2) causing Johnny much pain. Johnny told Billy he was a worthless prick (3) for causing him to prick (1) a hole in his new pants and for hurting his prick (2).
(a) While picking a few wild blackberries, the limb on the blackberry bush sprung forward while Johnny attempted to pee discreetly in the blackberry bushes. The thorns on the blackberry bush pricked (1) a hole in Johnny’s prick (2) which resulted in Johnny spilling all of his blackberries. Billy, an outright prick (3), laughed at Johnny and told everyone about Johnny gettings his prick pricked causing Johnny much embarrassment.
(b) Billy pushed Johnny and Johnny fell backwards onto a board with a sharp nail sticking out of it causing Johnny to prick (1) a hole in his new pants. Johnny screamed out loud when the nail pricked (1) him in his prick (2) causing Johnny much pain. Johnny told Billy he was a worthless prick (3) for causing him to prick (1) a hole in his new pants and for hurting his prick (2).
by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017
by Billy BullSchitter April 21, 2016
An expression said by people around the world when they let it be known that something of value is now worthless, broken, no longer any good, torn up, broken-down, trashed, inoperative, ruined, shot, destroyed, no longer working, no longer effective, of no use, has no value any longer.
(Saturday)
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, it’s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, it’s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I can’t do everything, and I can’t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I can’t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, it’s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, it’s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I can’t do everything, and I can’t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I can’t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!
by Billy BullSchitter April 22, 2016
What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).
by Billy BullSchitter March 30, 2017
Drop?
A word said by Ned Beatty (Bobby) to indicate a question as to what was proposed by one of the two “mountain men” in the 1972 film Deliverance, a fictional story four suburban professional men from Atlanta, Georgia on a weekend canoe and camping trip that encounter two rednecks (Georgia Crackers). That is when you have to use the word "Drop"' with a question mark "?" When your mind wonders if something you consider bad is going to happen to you.
A word said by Ned Beatty (Bobby) to indicate a question as to what was proposed by one of the two “mountain men” in the 1972 film Deliverance, a fictional story four suburban professional men from Atlanta, Georgia on a weekend canoe and camping trip that encounter two rednecks (Georgia Crackers). That is when you have to use the word "Drop"' with a question mark "?" When your mind wonders if something you consider bad is going to happen to you.
Mountain Man: Now, let's you just drop them pants.
Bobby: Drop?
Mountain Man: Just take 'em right off.
Bobby: Drop?
Mountain Man: Just take 'em right off.
by Billy BullSchitter August 06, 2016