"Who is your favorite adult movie star?"
"Oh, man! I can't remember her name right off! She was in this hot new Fox News DVD I just rented last week!!"
"Oh, man! I can't remember her name right off! She was in this hot new Fox News DVD I just rented last week!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010
Short for a 'fucking train wreck.' A disaster; a horrible mess; particularly something fowl and very unpleasant to sensory perception.
"Dude, clean your fridge out! Its disgusting. I can smell it from the street! Its a fricking freck."
"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"
"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 02, 2010
Verb. To culminate sexual intercourse by a male by ejaculation internally in the receiving partner's mouth, then slapping the receiving partner's face before the penis becomes flaccid.
"Why are Cindy's cheeks all red?"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"
My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.
"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"
My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.
"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 09, 2011
A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 30, 2010
A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 30, 2010
A chick; a woman; an otherwise non-descriptive female human being, usually in her 20s or 30s, often seen with two or more other women her age (described collectively as a "herd of bettes").
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
"Dude! Check out that bette over there! She's the bomb!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 30, 2010