Billy Beck O'Hannity's definitions

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

pop 'n flop

Verb. To culminate sexual intercourse by a male by ejaculation internally in the receiving partner's mouth, then slapping the receiving partner's face before the penis becomes flaccid.

"Why are Cindy's cheeks all red?"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"

My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.

"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Fox News

Pornography; specifically, pornographic video images.

"Who is your favorite adult movie star?"

"Oh, man! I can't remember her name right off! She was in this hot new Fox News DVD I just rented last week!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010

Sarah Palin

A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."

Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.

Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.

Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."

Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"

Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!

Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010

Alec Baldwin

A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.

A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.

v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.

Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"

Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

glan plan

Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.

"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"

"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010

assault and beat-ery

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.

Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 4, 2010