jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

by Billy February 01, 2005

marriage

A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.

Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.

by Billy December 05, 2004

in a minute

what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.

mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....

by billy April 23, 2005

you rock

You are really great.

Hey there Joe - you rock!

by Billy February 06, 2005

dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

by BIlly September 08, 2004

pape

Paper or papers that are used to roll marijuana cigarettes, or cigaweed.

Man, you got any pape's, momma' swiped all mine!

by Billy January 31, 2004

knob

Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob!!"

by Billy February 04, 2005