squirtle

A turtle that squirts water

Look! I found a squirtle!

by Billiam Beaver July 26, 2016

too much mcdonald's

An insult to say to fat or obese people, especially if they like burgers and fries.

I think you have too much mcdonald's.

by Billiam Beaver June 14, 2017

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 22, 2017

airplane toilet failure

When you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (Blowing poop, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls.

I was riding an airplane, and an airplane toilet failure occurred.

by Billiam Beaver June 09, 2017

laxative diarrhea

When you take too many laxatives, and you get bad diarrhea for a few to several days. Commonly occurs after laxative pranks.

My girlfriend put a a bunch of laxatives in my food, and now I have laxative diarrhea

by Billiam Beaver September 16, 2017

dryer

a machine that tumbles clothes while blowing hot air to dry clothes

Put the wet clothes in the dryer.

by Billiam Beaver July 26, 2016

No More Snooze

When you hate your frustrating, annoying, or irritating alarm clock and destroy it

I just had No More Snooze time with my annoying alarm clock.

by Billiam Beaver June 15, 2017