Bill the Cat's definitions

smart swede

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

numb digger

A euphemism for dumb nigger.

What's the difference between a crippled coal miner and O.J. Simpson?

One is a numb digger.

by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008

bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat October 29, 2008

Irish beauty

A woman with two black eyes or Irish roses.

Look at that Irish beauty, her husband must have been out drinking again.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

Dutch bath

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.

The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Irish rose

A black eye usually on a woman.

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.

by Bill the Cat March 18, 2008

Welsh rarebit

A dish from Wales made with old cheese melted on toasted bread. Often called Welsh rabbit because it is thought the people of Wales were to poor to eat meat.

The restaurant has Welsh rarebit on the menu.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008