YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary. Little talked about escort code for "If you're good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard "straight fuck" FS and BJ such as GFE, DATY and FK". This is usually done to encourage a repeat call from a desirable client.

When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.

by bill the cat August 03, 2008

hippie

Someone who expects something for nothing.

Many hippies come from upper class families and mooch off their parents all the way through grad school. They then become teachers or full tenured professors. Thus they never have worked a day in their lives.

by bill the cat October 26, 2008

scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Welsh eviction

To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.

I got a Welsh eviction today.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

strenuous request

To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.

Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

by Bill the Cat May 09, 2008

tagged at first

To get dumped early in a relationship just as it's becoming physical.

I got tagged at first shortly after trying to get a goodnight kiss.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008