Bill gronos's definitions

ballerinas

(Poker term): Pair of deuces for hole cards, i.e. two 2's - tutus.

Ballerinas are best balled up on the floor.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Creationasst

A Creationist.

A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sounds so much more poetic.

I am not a Creationasst -- I think for a living.

by Bill gronos August 4, 2008

fish and chips

A bad poker player who's on a lucky streak.

Don't be fooled by the size of his stack, it's fish and chips.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Bill gronos July 1, 2009

FloorPlay

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.

Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.

by Bill gronos August 21, 2006

B-1RD

Slang for any generic airplane, the word bird also meaning an airplane.

It is pronounced like other aircraft designations are pronounced: bee-one-are-dee.

"What kind of airplane is that?"
"A B-1RD."
"What kind of airplane is the other one?"
"A B-1RD."
"How can two completely different planes have the same name???"
"To me they are all the same, they're all birds. Go ask a pilot; I fly a desk for the Air Force."

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

railbird

A female poker groupie. Could also apply to other gambling games where spectators stand around the table.

I think that railbird wants to peck at your stack.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006