Bill Gronos's definitions

ballerinas

(Poker term): Pair of deuces for hole cards, i.e. two 2's - tutus.

Ballerinas are best balled up on the floor.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

railbird

A female poker groupie. Could also apply to other gambling games where spectators stand around the table.

I think that railbird wants to peck at your stack.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

ace rag

(Texas Hold'em Poker term): Ace with a weak kicker.

I can never seem to catch an ace without it being an ace rag.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

FloorPlay

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.

Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.

by Bill gronos August 21, 2006

Butt Set

Special test phone used by telephone repairmen. It has alligator clips on the leads so it can be quickly attached to the line connection screws on a circuit panel.

It is derived from the word "butt-in-ski" because it can be used to eavesdrop on phone calls.

For a photo, search Google Images for "butt set"

The line itself is dead. I hooked my butt set to the main panel and couldn't get a dial tone.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

Google doodle

Changes to the usual Google search engine home page logo to mark special events, celebrity birth/death dates, holidays, etc. and major events, such as the Olympics. These logos often use humorous features, such as cartoon modifications. These special logos have become known as Google Doodles.

The first Google Doodle was for the Burning Man Festival of 1998.

by Bill gronos September 15, 2009