Bill Evans's definitions

vagislation

the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.

i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .

by Bill Evans August 10, 2010

Alabama Suction Cup

A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt

Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?

by Bill Evans March 12, 2008

pelvicorn

the male erection, especially in embarassing situations

Dude, nice pelvicorn.

by Bill Evans March 11, 2008

camelflauge

An article of clothing that hides or otherwise mystifies the crotchal area. Not necessarily, but perhaps, of a camoflauge pattern or print.

Dude, did you see Stacy in those camelflauge shorts?

by Bill Evans March 8, 2008

fagtigues

1. The attempt by someone of homosexual orientation to dress in such a way as to blend in to a heterosexual situation.
2. The "Butch"-style clothing worn by an obviously over-the-top homosexual male, including camo, sports jerseys, and the like.

Dude, check out the camo fagtigues on that guy.

by Bill Evans March 15, 2008