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A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt
Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?
by Bill Evans March 11, 2008

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An article of clothing that hides or otherwise mystifies the crotchal area. Not necessarily, but perhaps, of a camoflauge pattern or print.
Dude, did you see Stacy in those camelflauge shorts?
by Bill Evans March 07, 2008

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the male erection, especially in embarassing situations
Dude, nice pelvicorn.
by Bill Evans March 11, 2008

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the act of "laying down the law", no pun intended, by a woman over her significant other, usually with the unspoken threat of a lack of intimacy.
i cant go out tonight, dude. she just passed some bullshit vagislation regarding non-weekend nights. you know how it is. . .
by Bill Evans August 09, 2010

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1. The attempt by someone of homosexual orientation to dress in such a way as to blend in to a heterosexual situation.
2. The "Butch"-style clothing worn by an obviously over-the-top homosexual male, including camo, sports jerseys, and the like.
Dude, check out the camo fagtigues on that guy.
by Bill Evans March 14, 2008

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