Definitions by Bill Cosby O’neilly

No Tauch 

Misspelled "No Touch" when written by Nico on Magnifisauce! From Trader Joes. Nico does not want anyone to tauch his sauce as he needs to focus on changing his major and needs his fuel.

Nico asked his friends in Lake Don Pedro to no tauch his burger sauce.

No Tauch by Bill Cosby O’neilly April 14, 2025

Mr. Garage 

Originating from "Brad's Garage" - Mr. Garage serves as a play on words and was founded in Interlaken, Switzerland in December 2022. Mr. Garage also serves as a form of good morning and goodnight "streaks".

Mr. Garage Streaks

Mr. Garage by Bill Cosby O’neilly April 14, 2025

enwuard 

Phonetic spelling of "n-word" — A cheeky linguistic loophole frequently dropped in the "Oh, Nelly!" group chat. Used as a stealth-mode substitute to keep the easily offended from clutching their pearls when glancing over someone’s shoulder.

Mr. Garage used the enwuard in Ms. Kranzlers class yesterday!

enwuard by Bill Cosby O’neilly April 14, 2025

nicos crib 

In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…

Nico is prolly at Nicos Crib right now doing some French 101 homework

nicos crib by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024

PornJob 

The act of a sexual partner (male or female), giving a handjob, blowjob, or any sexual penetration/pleasure while the other partner watches a pornographic film of their choice.

Damn bro, I was watching some Molly Rome on PornHub and my girl walked in and decided to give me a PornJob! It was lit!

PornJob by Bill Cosby O’neilly January 13, 2022

O’neilly 

It’s when you put the balls in too

Damn! He o’neillyed her last night, he was more than balls deep!

O’neilly by Bill Cosby O’neilly June 11, 2021