Definitions by Bill
Tolkien nerd
One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.
Tolkien nerd by Bill June 26, 2004
urinal mints
urinal mints by Bill June 22, 2004
jock
A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.
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sessile
sponges, which are animals, are sessile beings. when you grate a sponge onto a plate, each individual bit can grow into a new sponge. this type of asexual reproduction is useful, but not really, because these new organisms don't fucking move.
Slam hammer
Slam hammer by bill June 7, 2004