Bilbo 's definitions

asskite

A light framework covered with cloth, plastic, or paper, designed to be flown in the wind at the end of a long string, which is held between the buttocks of a man or woman. Holding the string in any other manner renders it merely a kite.

It's a nice day. I think I'll head down to the beach and fly an asskite. With my ass.

by Bilbo March 16, 2004

magrat

uber133+ girly and a character from Terry Pratchett's discworld novels

none

by bilbo March 16, 2003

Webbed fingers

When a man or woman is sucking a dick and a lot of spit sticks to their hand.

Bro last night, Abby was sucking me off and her spit gave her bad webbed fingers.

by Bilbo April 2, 2017

Max Farrah

A sexual term relating to the stimulation of the penis

Im gonna give you the biggest Max Farrah in the world!!

by Bilbo July 28, 2003

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 4, 2004

bizznatch

Bizznatch. See lardarse

by Bilbo July 2, 2002

The Cosby's

Things i drop in the toilet when i take a dump

I just dropped the cosby's off at the pool

by bilbo March 31, 2004