Bilbo 's definitions

Webbed fingers

When a man or woman is sucking a dick and a lot of spit sticks to their hand.

Bro last night, Abby was sucking me off and her spit gave her bad webbed fingers.

by Bilbo April 2, 2017

The Cosby's

Things i drop in the toilet when i take a dump

I just dropped the cosby's off at the pool

by bilbo March 31, 2004

asskite

A light framework covered with cloth, plastic, or paper, designed to be flown in the wind at the end of a long string, which is held between the buttocks of a man or woman. Holding the string in any other manner renders it merely a kite.

It's a nice day. I think I'll head down to the beach and fly an asskite. With my ass.

by Bilbo March 16, 2004

hunggro

A state of aggrivation or agitation brought about by hunger.

Person 1: We need to stop for food soon.

Person 2: Yeah. Fucking hunggro dude.

by Bilbo March 16, 2004

bach a bowl

Term used to describe smoking a bowl (usually in a pipe or a bong) of marijuana.

Hey man, wanna bach a bowl?

by Bilbo March 4, 2004

Dick Fart

Literal Term!

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

by Bilbo January 31, 2004

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 4, 2004