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The absolutely jankiest town in the whole of Kent. Is the main meetup spot for all of kents pikeys and traveller scumbags. Walking down the hi street at night is more dangerous than anything on earth. Lots of wannabe gangstas in there snide canada goose coats causing trouble with locals and just being fucking annoying cunts.And to top it all of, the only other type of people in the place are ugly goths who hang in brenchley with mega nonces and nitbags who will do anythin for a marlboro gold. Common slang that youll hear in maidstone:
Motherdie
Kak
Geet up
gel off
charvi
mush
If you are going to maidstone soon, DON'T! its a shithole full of caravan mongs in clothes from dagenham market.
Shittest drugs and dealers too, Deadest weed and packet cut up with your nans ashes and some whizz. Don't go the clubs here, Bouncers are roid ragers who got bullied when younger. Cex workers there are rancid they stink of monster energy and piss stained bed sheets
Motherdie
Kak
Geet up
gel off
charvi
mush
If you are going to maidstone soon, DON'T! its a shithole full of caravan mongs in clothes from dagenham market.
Shittest drugs and dealers too, Deadest weed and packet cut up with your nans ashes and some whizz. Don't go the clubs here, Bouncers are roid ragers who got bullied when younger. Cex workers there are rancid they stink of monster energy and piss stained bed sheets
Wanna go down maidstone for a shop?
No way mate its pikey central we might get little gypos trying to rob us!
yeh true its probably safer to go chavham then
No way mate its pikey central we might get little gypos trying to rob us!
yeh true its probably safer to go chavham then
by Bigboy packet March 13, 2022
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