3 definitions by BigDaddyTC88
Sasqueech. (noun)
A female sasquatch. Most commonly used to describe a female of uncommonly tall stature or a female who's physical features and appearance resemble those of a Sasquatch.
A female sasquatch. Most commonly used to describe a female of uncommonly tall stature or a female who's physical features and appearance resemble those of a Sasquatch.
BEN: Hey, BigDaddy! Check out that girl over there, she must be at least 6'4" but she's so fine. I would love to hit that Amazon ass..
BIGDADDY : Naw bro, she must be close to 7' tall.. her forehead is almost level with the cab of my truck! That's not an "Amazon," that's a Sasqueech!
BIGDADDY : Naw bro, she must be close to 7' tall.. her forehead is almost level with the cab of my truck! That's not an "Amazon," that's a Sasqueech!
by BigDaddyTC88 October 18, 2016
This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He
cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***
by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017
-Verb,
An action most commonly performed on a girl within the grounds of ButterBall's Spreadd Shedd. The term was coined by ButterBall and is locally famous in the "dirty-eight-thirty" of South Central Texas. Before engaging in rough, hateful, pussy pounding intercourse; ButterBall yells out to his next innocent female victim and says, "You wanted to play with Butter, now you're gonna get spreadd!"
An action most commonly performed on a girl within the grounds of ButterBall's Spreadd Shedd. The term was coined by ButterBall and is locally famous in the "dirty-eight-thirty" of South Central Texas. Before engaging in rough, hateful, pussy pounding intercourse; ButterBall yells out to his next innocent female victim and says, "You wanted to play with Butter, now you're gonna get spreadd!"
BigDaddy - "Why is that girl walking so funny?"
ButterBall - "She came over to the Spreadd Shedd last night to get lit and split!! BUTTA SPREADD!!"
BigDaddy - "Damn, what did you do to that poor girl? She is so messed up she wrecked her jeep on the way out of the driveway!"
ButterBall - "That's because I gave her that good D son!"
ButterBall - "She came over to the Spreadd Shedd last night to get lit and split!! BUTTA SPREADD!!"
BigDaddy - "Damn, what did you do to that poor girl? She is so messed up she wrecked her jeep on the way out of the driveway!"
ButterBall - "That's because I gave her that good D son!"
by BigDaddyTC88 June 5, 2016