Definitions by BigBoy74

Ontario Salad

A sexual act when a man shoves lettuce, tomatoes, and ranch dressing in a man or woman's asshole then shoves anal beads in for a week then rips it out and eats it.

My wife made me a Ontario Salad.

Ontario Salad by BigBoy74 October 15, 2026

Payload 

To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.

Payload by BigBoy74 July 6, 2012