Definitions by Big steve

lay cable 

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

lay cable by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Spanner 

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

Spanner by Big Steve September 4, 2003

snack shop 

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

snack shop by Big Steve September 4, 2003

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

pump clay by Big Steve September 4, 2003

rainman 

A nerd; one who may be smart or particularly knowledgeable in some areas but socially or otherwise developmentally retarded

rainman by Big Steve September 4, 2003

assed 

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

assed by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Aunt Flo from Red China 

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

Aunt Flo from Red China by Big Steve September 4, 2003