Big nation's definitions

Lodge Faced

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.

Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

Wang Meringue

What you blast all over your girls ass, chest, face and stomach right after you retract.

The $ shot in every porn movie

by Big Nation May 29, 2003

TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

by Big Nation April 3, 2003

Disco Chest

MAN: a dude who has hair poppin out his collar.
Woman: A broad who has glitter all over heer titties

Yo willy! Kev's got a disco chest

Damn girl, all that glitter all over your tits. I'm a call you disco chest

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Wawsh it Gewd

When your old lady lets you bang her in the ass, then she sucks your dirty junk tiill there is no soup left on it. AKA Cleaning the stew pipe

Dude! My girl washed it good for me last night. I bet she can really WAWSH IT GEWD

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Sand Hammer

When someone drops a deuce on the beach

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?

by Big Nation March 27, 2003