TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 07, 2003

Crack Plaque

When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.

by Big Nation April 15, 2003

Toe Wash

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.

Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

ass dolphin

when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.

something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.

by Big Nation May 12, 2003

Sand Hammer

When someone drops a deuce on the beach

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

by Big Nation April 03, 2003

purple knuckle

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple

Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003