Big nation's definitions

TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

Toe Wash

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.

Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Tellyban

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time

The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Lodge Faced

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.

Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

Flounder Face

When you take such a shit, it makes you feel like both of your eyes are on one side of your head

Damn. Taht shit I just bushed out was so big. I was makin a face as to where I be felt like both of my eye balls were on one side of my head.

by Big Nation March 31, 2003

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

numb gums

A person who mumbles while talking shit

You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.

by Big Nation February 23, 2004