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Micheal

Hello Micheal, you know who you are

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Crisps
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Some_Person_Was_Taken

Very sorry
Some_Person_Was_Taken Very sorry I was like W2S i was on ketamine
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Furrys

A bunch of 40 + year olds in animal suits tugging each other off to pictures of 10 year old boys
“Hey Jimmy Savile you like kids don’t you?”
“Yes my G ,Garry glitter . I in fact do like kids”
“If you put on an animal costume you would be the definition of a furry”
“I would wouldn’t I because me and furrys have lots in common , like we both like kids and we’re both hated by society and just like furrys I should kill my self even though I’m less of a twat than any furry in existence

Especially that majira cunt little wanker he’s a right nonce”
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TWAT

Jim :“Oi your a twat”
Garry: “I’m not a furry I am a nonce though
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Dustbin cheese

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid
Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”
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Bob smith

The name you give the police or security when you don’t want to give them your real name
Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”

You : “ Bob Smith”

Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt
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