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Will 

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The wanker with the glasses
Oi Will your a briefcase wanker
Haha like the inbetweeners you know funny swearing show with yellow and one red door car and bumder and neils dad and bullshit and Minge and those 2 movies that happened and wills fit mum and YOU TWAT
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Stan 

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This is Stan say hello to Stan

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👋👈🅱️👉🤚🥃

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Stan .
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Joe 

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The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it

They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”
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Schindlers list 

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A movie that needed more nudity

If you know then you know , W2S gang
Yoooooooo have you seen Schindlers list

No
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Bob smith 

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The name you give the police or security when you don’t want to give them your real name
Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”

You : “ Bob Smith”

Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt”
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School shooting 

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What happens when the emo kids listens to too much screamo and foster the people
Are you a school shooter doing a school shooting

Hi I’m Barry Scott and now with new AKG 47
You can wipe those hallways clean of the society people who are normal.
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AKG 47 , fuck society
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