Definitions by Big Whitey Ford
Fuckmigo's
Sometimes referred to as "The Three Fuckmigo's". Usually a band of mentally and socially challenged employees. They tend to stick together, and continuously screw up the easiest and most basic tasks. They are allergic to natural gas for what ever reason.
Who forgot to get the customers email on this ticket? You already know bro, it was one of the Three Fuckmigo's.
Fuckmigo's by Big Whitey Ford October 26, 2022
CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS
AN STD THAT PRODUCES PUSS FILLED BUMPS ON YOUR GROIN. THEY HURT LIKE HELL WHEN YOU POP THEM MUCH LIKE A BAD ZIT.
BRIAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. OH MAN I JUST POPPED ONE OF THEM DAMN CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS AND ITS OOZING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR.
CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS by Big Whitey Ford August 19, 2022
SILVER UNCLE TOM
SILVER UNCLE TOM by Big Whitey Ford August 12, 2022
Dirt Clay Ice Driving
An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.
Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.
Dirt Clay Ice Driving by Big Whitey Ford February 21, 2022
Black n Tan Team
Black n Tan Team by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022
Spook Poot
When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.
Spook Poot by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022