Big Steve's definitions

Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

dickwhip

the smacking or stiking with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually of a woman's face or ass

I like to dickwhip her bare ass as she brushes her teeth in the morning.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

You broke up Pantera!

Something you might say when there is no rational explanation or excuse for someone's bad behaviour. Comes from the statment yelled by a gunman who on December 8, 2004, attacked members of a band named Damageplan and its fans. Two of the members of Damageplan had previously been members of the band Pantera.

Dad: Why didn't you do your chores?
Son: You broke up Pantera!
Dad: !?

by Big Steve December 9, 2004

stinkpot

A smelly or dirty vagina; a woman having the same

Her stinkpot made me gag

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

i'm not racist, but . . .

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.

I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

by Big Steve August 6, 2004

Cla

Sounds created by using your throat and pronouncing "cla".

Yad kicked hiatus in the airsoft battle, and screamed his famous battle cry, "CLA CLA CLA!"

by Big Steve May 5, 2006

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003