Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

in trouble

This is now somewhat outdated, but was a term meaning pregnant if the pregnancy is undesired, the woman is young or unmarried, etc. The term was used in what was considered "polite" company in order to avoid using the oh-so-harsh word "pregnant."

"Ward, Wally's girlfriend is . . . well, she's in trouble."

by Big Steve March 24, 2008

You broke up Pantera!

Something you might say when there is no rational explanation or excuse for someone's bad behaviour. Comes from the statment yelled by a gunman who on December 8, 2004, attacked members of a band named Damageplan and its fans. Two of the members of Damageplan had previously been members of the band Pantera.

Dad: Why didn't you do your chores?
Son: You broke up Pantera!
Dad: !?

by Big Steve December 09, 2004

stinkpot

A smelly or dirty vagina; a woman having the same

Her stinkpot made me gag

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

moon pig

A big ginger bird often found in a Docwra nest

by Big steve October 10, 2003

Molly Montana

What your grandparents say when they mean Hannah Montana.

Grandfather: Oh my, aren't you pretty? You look just like Molly Montana!
Granddaughter: It's Hannah.
Grandfather: What's that, Honey?
Granddaughter: Hannah.
Grandfather: What's she saying?

by Big Steve December 18, 2008

play

Abbreviated form of player

Yo, play, what's up?

by Big Steve September 04, 2003