Big Steve's definitions

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Aconnyfondeeda

A word created when an awesome kid was in kindergarten and wanted to remember a word for the rest of his life.

The kid was in kindergarten- there is no definition.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

wraparound

During homosexual anal intercourse, the stimulation or manipulation of the catcher's penis by the pitcher hand or hands.

He was such an ass; he wouldn't even provide the benefits of wraparound.

by Big Steve September 3, 2003

Knop

1. A word used to replace any other word in a sentence.

2. A unique sound emitted from the mouth, caused from letting gas out of the stomach. (Also referred to as belching.)

Original Sentence:
Susie pwned the English test.

New Possible Sentences:
Susie knopped the English test.
Susie pwned the English knop.
Susie pwned the knop test.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

grind

Eat; chew; masticate (from the grinding motion of the molars)

I gotta go grind -- let's get some chow

by Big Steve February 4, 2006

wool

A woman (from the appearance of pubic hair); Pubic hair

Lets leave -- there's no wool in this club -- it's boy's town.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve October 2, 2007