Definitions by Big Simes

bandwidth 

noun; available time

I'm seeing her at 5 o'clock if I have the bandwidth

bandwidth by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fella 

mate, bloke

good to see you fella

fella by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fanny magnet 

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women.
opp: vermin magnet

With his fan club of catwalk models, Peter is a real fanny magnet.

fanny magnet by Big Simes January 22, 2003

pants 

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.

Those pants are totally pants.

pants by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fungulicous

Tasty mushrooms.

These shiitake are fungulicious

fungulicous by Big Simes January 22, 2003

Trekker 

Someone who likes to trek. Obviously.

Trekker by Big Simes January 22, 2003

female masterbation 

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean

female masterbation by Big Simes January 22, 2003