Big Poppa Mills's definitions

Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020

Pork Product

Pork Product

The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends

Fat, me? Says you you little pork product

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round

She has a khaleesi Keister

by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

Moon Door

Moon Door

When you go for a shit and the poo literally falls out of your arse the moment you get there. Quickest bathroom stop ever

That was quick! Do you have a moon door or something?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Wee Wee Slice

Wee Wee Slice

Or Piss Slice. When you have been given a bad deal.

£10 for postage? That's wee wee slice

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Katana

Katana

A long solid shit the size of a small sword

So big it needs its own word

You should see that Katana I left in the WC

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020