Big Poppa Mills's definitions

Moon Door

Moon Door

When you go for a shit and the poo literally falls out of your arse the moment you get there. Quickest bathroom stop ever

That was quick! Do you have a moon door or something?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round

She has a khaleesi Keister

by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

Pork Product

Pork Product

The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends

Fat, me? Says you you little pork product

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Wee Wee Slice

Wee Wee Slice

Or Piss Slice. When you have been given a bad deal.

£10 for postage? That's wee wee slice

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Katana

Katana

A long solid shit the size of a small sword

So big it needs its own word

You should see that Katana I left in the WC

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020