TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 07, 2003

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

by Big Nation April 04, 2003

numb gums

A person who mumbles while talking shit

You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.

by Big Nation February 23, 2004

ass dolphin

when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.

something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.

by Big Nation May 12, 2003

Toe Wash

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.

Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Lodge Faced

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.

Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

by Big Nation April 04, 2003