Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers
You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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Lodge Faced

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.
Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.
by Big Nation April 04, 2003
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Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car
Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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Tellyban

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time
The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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Curtain tits

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France
Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France
by Big Nation April 03, 2003
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Disco Chest

MAN: a dude who has hair poppin out his collar.
Woman: A broad who has glitter all over heer titties
Yo willy! Kev's got a disco chest

Damn girl, all that glitter all over your tits. I'm a call you disco chest
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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