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Definitions by Big Nation

Curtain tits 

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
Curtain tits by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.
Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?
Draft dodger by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Leather face 

Some dude who thinks he's cool on the racquetball court
Leather face by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Biz Krakeh 

A funky white dude that keeps himself busy on the weekend by drinking beer and bangin broads
Yo Dawg! Big Nation sure is one Biz Krakeh
Biz Krakeh by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Sand Hammer 

When someone drops a deuce on the beach
WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?
Sand Hammer by Big Nation March 27, 2003

purple knuckle 

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple
Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle
purple knuckle by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Toe Wash 

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.
Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash
Toe Wash by Big Nation March 27, 2003