Big Nation's definitions

Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003

Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

by Big Nation April 3, 2003

purple knuckle

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple

Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car

Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Lodge Faced

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.

Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

Wawsh it Gewd

When your old lady lets you bang her in the ass, then she sucks your dirty junk tiill there is no soup left on it. AKA Cleaning the stew pipe

Dude! My girl washed it good for me last night. I bet she can really WAWSH IT GEWD

by Big Nation March 27, 2003